Kid talks on Fiscal Cliff

1. John, why are tying yourself to the countertop?
    Dad, I will have some protection if we fall off today. I have more ropes for you and mom.

2. Dad, are you sure Jason will fall with us off the cliff today? He beat me last week.

3. Dad, what is fiscal cliff?
    That means we will have a smaller paycheck.
    Oh, do I get less stars in order to watch TV?
    I don't think so. You will get the same stars if you finish your homework.
    That is ok then.

4. Dad, is the cliff looks like the one we went to Yosemite last year?

5. I got to buy a parachute for the cliff.

6. Dad, are those guys on TV gonna to die after falling off the cliff?
    No, they are ok.
    Oh, then we will be fine too.